World Court urges U.S. to stay 5 executions

The U.N.’s highest court ordered the United States to stay the executions of five Mexicans on death row pending review of their cases.

Apparently the World Court did not get the memo that these five are in Texas.

Staying an execution in Texas is paramount to stripping a woman naked and asking the man in front of her not to have sex with her, or laying out a piece of bacon for a dog and asking it not to eat it.

These five have been convicted of rape and murder, which means not only will Texas execute them, but they will probably fry them five times over, just for good measure.

Best of luck on this one, World Court.

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One response to “World Court urges U.S. to stay 5 executions

  1. double decker

    Lets just pray the UN does not vote on a strongly worded security council resolution that condemns us.

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