Network Anchors Travel With Obama To Middle East For Gangbang

 When Barack Obama comes home from his trip to Europe and the Middle East sometime this month, he’ll be making time for the Big Three anchors to have group sex with him while he is on the road. 

To get the word out, campaign officials during the past several weeks have been talking to the broadcast networks about logistics, and who will actually get to put their hands down his briefs first. 

The details remain sketchy for security reasons, though it’s confirmed that NBC’s Brian Williams, ABC’s Charles Gibson and CBS’ Katie Couric all will have sex with Obama on separate days. The exact dates of the sex have not been made public, also for security reasons. Couric’s is said to be most eager. As one senior CBS executive put it, “Katie just adores Obama, and looks forward to finding out if the myth about black men is true, and quite frankly Brian and Charlie seem frightened to learn first hand about the myth”! 

But the intense coverage that Obama’s group sex will generate is causing debate within the halls of the network news divisions. A network executive said that everyone in the mainstream media wants to have sex with Obama, and the campaign is putting them in a bad position about fairness in regards to whom actually gets to bang Obama. 

The networks also are talking to the McCain campaign to make sure that it’s not all about sex with Obama, all the time next week. 

“We have already reached out to them (the McCain campaign) to provide an equal opportunity to them, but I mean, who wants to have sex with McCain” said one of the ABC “World News” executive producers.

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One response to “Network Anchors Travel With Obama To Middle East For Gangbang

  1. It is obvious McCain would likely have difficulty ‘getting it up’ in his old age.

    This makes more sense.

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