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Nice going, Batman

Batman prepares to battle his worst enemy - his mother

Batman prepares to battle his worst enemy - his mother

Batman has taken on the world’s most vicious criminals:  The Joker, The Penguin, Mr. Freeze….but recently Batman opened up a can of whoop-ass on two of his most evil nemeses….his mother and his sister.

Just prior to the European screening of “The Dark Knight”, Batman in all probability got sick and tired of hearing “are you going to wear that suit again?”.   Plus, Batman has probably had it up to here waiting for his sister to quit hogging the bathroom so much.  When Batman has to go, Batman has to go.

So, he allegedly beat the crap out of them and is now being held by Scotland Yard.

The film “The Dark Knight” broke the box office record, taking in $158 million in it’s U.S. opening weekend, besting “Spider-Man 3”, the previous record holder.